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From the acclaimed author of 'Honey, I wet the bed!', and the international best-seller, 'A streetcar named Toyota Corolla', comes a story of love, sex, betrayal and with any luck, some more sex. You'll be captivated by one man's journey in a net North-Easterly direction from New Zealand's South Cape to.. somewhere North-East of there. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even send him Hustler mags in the mail. But one thing is certain, this will be an adventure he is sure never to forget.
Classic one-liners.....
"Awwww, not even-ow!" - Jeff (bro'Town);
"Wateva Trevor" - Suze (Raglan); "You're a minda" - Nicole (Oz); "Why do you always have to fight with me?" - Sash (Welly); "Sha'mone mother fucker" - MJ (Bo'Selecta!); "Ich bin ein schmetterling" - Mel (Welly);
"Puto Culo" - Pablo (Welly); "Oh no!" - Fan (Welly); "Hurricanes!!! Hurricanes!!!" - Wellington Hurricanes' theme song; "Well how long til ur gonna rip his face off? She can't like a guy with no face" - Bradtke (Oz); "Hey son, it's not like you're just gonna get on the bus and go..." - Samoan chick off Telecom ad;
"Ehhh, Muchungo!" - Jubby (Oz); "Who you textin'?" - Brian (Welly); "I prefer chicks when they smell..." - Kelly (Welly); "Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them... What are your overheads?" - Jemaine (Flight of the Conchords); "Fisting buddies" - Kim (Oz);
"World Famous in New Zealand since ages ago" - L&P; "Be-reet" - Nic (Qtown); "That's a nice car, shame if something happened to it..." - Hazza (Polytech); "Think about it, let me know if I can change your mind" - Creepy random guy wanting a threesome with me and Nic in Welly; "Sit down and shut up!" - Mr. Gartrell (Primary School Principal)
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If you were interested...
- Frankie.
- was born in the city of churches, on the australasian continent
- Yes, he is the apprehensive yet oddly affable guy we all long to catch a glimpse of...
Just a normal day at the office back in Oz (courtesy of Tom)
Howmanyhits?
7 comments:
No idea my friend. No idea. Kevin used the funniest one on me the other day though. You know how our power goes out ALL the time? Well he called me and said 'do you have power?' and I said 'yeah' so he goes 'is your refridgerator running?' and I said 'yeah' so THEN he goes 'well you better go catch it! mwahahaha!' and hangs up the phone. Most appropriate usage of the refridgerator joke ever :)
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ah.. open the door, put the elephant in and close the door... obviously.. duh!
but more importantly..
How do you know if you have an elephant in your fridge?....
There's a taxi outside it with 2 impatient elephants.
AND by the way... Happy Travelling.. Bon Voyage..
HOW EXCITING to be on the go again!
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well, you should hide some peanuts in the butter. that'll lure them in.
and Lee.. I don't care how much more sense it makes for refrigerator to have a d in it.. I promise you it hasn't :)
Did you ask that question because they have a problem with elephants in N.Z. or is it that the refrigerators are too small?
the french answer for "How do you know if you have an elephant in your fridge?...."
there are some footprints on the butter...
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