Don't forget your jandals...

From the acclaimed author of 'Honey, I wet the bed!', and the international best-seller, 'A streetcar named Toyota Corolla', comes a story of love, sex, betrayal and with any luck, some more sex. You'll be captivated by one man's journey in a net North-Easterly direction from New Zealand's South Cape to.. somewhere North-East of there. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even send him Hustler mags in the mail. But one thing is certain, this will be an adventure he is sure never to forget.

Classic one-liners.....

"Awwww, not even-ow!" - Jeff (bro'Town); "Wateva Trevor" - Suze (Raglan); "You're a minda" - Nicole (Oz); "Why do you always have to fight with me?" - Sash (Welly); "Sha'mone mother fucker" - MJ (Bo'Selecta!); "Ich bin ein schmetterling" - Mel (Welly); "Puto Culo" - Pablo (Welly); "Oh no!" - Fan (Welly); "Hurricanes!!! Hurricanes!!!" - Wellington Hurricanes' theme song; "Well how long til ur gonna rip his face off? She can't like a guy with no face" - Bradtke (Oz); "Hey son, it's not like you're just gonna get on the bus and go..." - Samoan chick off Telecom ad; "Ehhh, Muchungo!" - Jubby (Oz); "Who you textin'?" - Brian (Welly); "I prefer chicks when they smell..." - Kelly (Welly); "Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them... What are your overheads?" - Jemaine (Flight of the Conchords); "Fisting buddies" - Kim (Oz); "World Famous in New Zealand since ages ago" - L&P; "Be-reet" - Nic (Qtown); "That's a nice car, shame if something happened to it..." - Hazza (Polytech); "Think about it, let me know if I can change your mind" - Creepy random guy wanting a threesome with me and Nic in Welly; "Sit down and shut up!" - Mr. Gartrell (Primary School Principal)