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From the acclaimed author of 'Honey, I wet the bed!', and the international best-seller, 'A streetcar named Toyota Corolla', comes a story of love, sex, betrayal and with any luck, some more sex. You'll be captivated by one man's journey in a net North-Easterly direction from New Zealand's South Cape to.. somewhere North-East of there. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even send him Hustler mags in the mail. But one thing is certain, this will be an adventure he is sure never to forget.
Classic one-liners.....
"Awwww, not even-ow!" - Jeff (bro'Town);
"Wateva Trevor" - Suze (Raglan); "You're a minda" - Nicole (Oz); "Why do you always have to fight with me?" - Sash (Welly); "Sha'mone mother fucker" - MJ (Bo'Selecta!); "Ich bin ein schmetterling" - Mel (Welly);
"Puto Culo" - Pablo (Welly); "Oh no!" - Fan (Welly); "Hurricanes!!! Hurricanes!!!" - Wellington Hurricanes' theme song; "Well how long til ur gonna rip his face off? She can't like a guy with no face" - Bradtke (Oz); "Hey son, it's not like you're just gonna get on the bus and go..." - Samoan chick off Telecom ad;
"Ehhh, Muchungo!" - Jubby (Oz); "Who you textin'?" - Brian (Welly); "I prefer chicks when they smell..." - Kelly (Welly); "Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them... What are your overheads?" - Jemaine (Flight of the Conchords); "Fisting buddies" - Kim (Oz);
"World Famous in New Zealand since ages ago" - L&P; "Be-reet" - Nic (Qtown); "That's a nice car, shame if something happened to it..." - Hazza (Polytech); "Think about it, let me know if I can change your mind" - Creepy random guy wanting a threesome with me and Nic in Welly; "Sit down and shut up!" - Mr. Gartrell (Primary School Principal)
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If you were interested...
- Frankie.
- was born in the city of churches, on the australasian continent
- Yes, he is the apprehensive yet oddly affable guy we all long to catch a glimpse of...
Just a normal day at the office back in Oz (courtesy of Tom)
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5 comments:
You remembered!!! :) Thanks my gorgeous boy.. Luvya xxx
Hey bro, I'm pretty pumped that you're coming home to see us! Nice remembering of mum's bday by the way. I'm totally not ready to go away, but at least I'll have you there to see me off :)
See you soon
x
i'm a people person, what can i say...
Weare all looking forward to Lees 21st. It will be great to catch up with you there. Happy birthday Julie again it is great to be in your early 40s
Thank you so much for coming back for Lee's birthday.. but mostly for coming back to see her off (and putting up with me 'blubbering' up every 10 minutes). It was so very, very good to see you again - and hard to say goodbye again - but I know you have some adventuring to continue on with... so on your bike (or Tana anyway.
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